On my morning to the tube station bus journey this morning I seemed to focus on a couple of the Nokia ads that have been appearing on billboards recently. They may be featuring them in magazines and on TV but I wouldn’t know as I don’t do magazines, not even adult ones and who needs TV when you can illegally download all your shows especially the adult ones?
This afternoon I was hit by a sudden realisation, it crept up on me while I was preparing a brunch-time snack of a grilled bacon, tomato and mayonnaise sandwich. Only the bacon was grilled, not the tomato or the mayonnaise. So, there I was grilling away, or rather the grill was grilling, I was merely giving the illusion that I was doing something productive and that, dear reader, is when I was aware of the realisation, just as it had smacked me over the head with a beaten up old transistor radio, when I was a child we used to call them trannies oh whatever happened to those days of innocence?!
Well, in between eating, sleeping, working and doing nothing, I have been very busy doing as little as possible, it’s a dirty job but someone has to do it and that someone might as well be me!
In all honesty I can’t really recall anything majorly interesting that might have happened between the last entry and this one but that is not to say something of interest didn’t happen, it probably did, I just can’t remember. It’s funny, I used to think my memory was bad due to alcohol or marijuana, now I realise it’s just bad, even when it’s in its au naturel state!
Well, let me tell you ever since I discovered this new found ability to write a blog entry and then have it set to appear much later than the thought occurred…well, let’s just say it’s a bit like discovering masturbation all over again. Here I am with the ability to induce levels of satisfaction within myself that I had previously only dreamt of.
Take now for instance. It is now approximately 19.29 on Monday 6 October 2008. That’s when I am penning these words but due to fangled new-age techno-babble you won’t get to read this until just after midnight on Wednesday 8 October 2008… How neat is that??
There are topics, they say, that people should avoid talking about. Religion, politics and sex seem to be the 3 biggies. First off, I have no idea who they are. Secondly, even if I knew who they were, I probably wouldn’t listen to them and thirdly, well…there is no third as I over-exerted myself with thoughts 1 and 2 but if I had the energy to think up up a third it would be something like…No muthafucka tells me what to do!
Right, now that I have that out of the way allow me to give you my take on 2 news stories I just read on BBC News. The first concerns a 77 year old woman who was jailed for 14 years for smuggling cocaine in her specially adapted disablement vehicle. OK, first off I’m saying 14 years as the story, when published stated 13 and 14 years, I’m assuming that 14 years was the original sentence but UK law says that if you are held in custody, any time spent in jail is taken off your original sentence. They like to be fair in the UK. The second story refers to a footballer who killed two kids due to driving while over the alcohol limit.
