Now, I know what most of you are thinking, why has Mr Omneo used a photograph of 3 very attractive ladies who appear to be naked for this post? Well, as you might have guessed from the title, it’s all to do with the new Sanex Zero% range of bath and shower products that have just been launched.

A few weeks ago I was invited along to London’s South Bank to witness a performance that could quite easily have been an entry to the Turner Prize. There, on a sunny afternoon (OK, it was sunny-ish) Sanex had set up a box with some perspex podiums in which stood 3 girls and 1 guy. These four performers were trained in the Graham Technique, moving almost in slow motion for the 20 minute performance. It was certainly an improvement on the usual touristy living sculptures that litter the streets.

Two of the girls and the guy were covered in coloured paint while the remaining girl was covered in soap suds (actually it was shaving foam but Shhh don’t tell anyone I told you!) The paint was meant to represent the chemicals that just about every bath and shower product contains and which we blindly cover ourselves in every time we bathe or shower.

As I mentioned in an earlier post, Stella Artois Black commissioned Felix Barrett and the Punch Drunk Theatre group to create The Black Diamond which is set to be this summer’s must-attend event.

Tickets were limited to 2,000 and as you can imagine demand was intense meaning anyone trying to register now will be disappointed to find that all tickets have gone but don’t be too sad because I have 5 pairs of exclusive tickets to this Monday’s event, 4 July 2011, at 8.15pm in Shoreditch to give away!

Yesterday I received a memo from Police Inspector  CJ Tibor requesting my attendance at a press conference which was held this evening. It seems someone, they suspect it was Etienne Chabrol, stole The Black Diamond from Jacques Ferre just as he was about to give it to his true love, Cecile Fontaine. Needless to say, Jacques wasn’t very happy as he’d just spent 7 years hand carving it for Cecile, so he did what anyone else would do…he placed a curse on the diamond.

Whoever has that diamond will be shaken from their dreams by the hand of misery. They will be alone, they will be betrayed, they will be heartbroken until time, the only true god, restores it to me.

If you think that sounds like the opening scene of a movie you’d only be partly correct; what it is in fact is the start of something quite special that will immerse a few thousand lucky Londoners in a tale of intrigue over the Summer.  What Inspector Tibor explained to those gathered at the press conference this evening was the story of The Black Diamond, or at least what the police know of it so far!

Life, it’s not what it used to be. Of course I say that not really knowing if what it was is like it is now, I rather suspect it’s not but I have no verifiable proof to back up my statement; much like the latest gossip on the Super Injunction Twitter account is just here-say that people assume to be true because everyone is talking about it so obviously there must be some truth in it, right? Wrong? Who cares?

What with Lyle & Scott arranging live music events here in London, up in Manchester the Example Media collective has just launched a fashion imprint. Mssrs. Lyle and Scott don’t have to worry too much, just yet, as Example Clothing didn’t launch with an entire ready to wear collection, instead they opted for a single design on a choice of three bold coloured t shirts.

However as one of the shirts is white I’m not sure if I can call that a colour. I vaguely recall an artist attempting to explain to me  why it wasn’t really a colour but I switched off after about 20 minutes which I think took him another 20 to notice.