I was rummaging around on my hard drive and came across some files that I used to have on the site way back before it was a blog. Back then it was just a site where I posted links and downloads of things I found funny both as a means of sharing with friends but also as a means of remembering for myself, back then I spent a lot of my time off my face so it was good to be able to access everything from one place.
One of those things I found was this flash animation which is a humorous look at the word Fuck a.k.a. the F Word. Having just watched it again after several years it still makes me laugh out loud. Before you press play, make sure there are no young ears around as the narrator uses the F Word more than Gordon Ramsey, which is only to be expected when it’s the F Word that’s being discussed.
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I mentioned to someone on Twitter that I had joined an online dating site but that in 7 months I had only sent 3 or 4 emails and they were responses to emails I had received.
I’ve always disliked online dating sites. I guess I just don’t like the fact that very few of the choices of answers you have are how I would answer the question and then there’s all those free text areas where you can write whatever you want, mental torture! I could complete the same questions every day and every day my answers would more or less be different depending on how my mood was when I answered them. A girl could read my profile today, think I am the worst match on planet earth then she might return in 2 months, read something else and think I am the one.
It’s funny how something can trigger a thought one day but not another. I happened to glance over an entry where I mentioned a bible from the Gideon Society and straight away I thought of the incredibly gifted Bill Hicks who was also rightly curious of that shady cabal. Why I didn’t think of this sketch a few days ago I can’t explain, it seems so obvious to me now.
If you haven’t heard the sketch do sit back for a few minutes and right that wrong now, just click to play
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