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I’ve started to appreciate I’m at an age where the body is failing. Aches and pains fill my days and the nights are sleepless, it won’t be long before old Father Time pays me a visit and puts me out of my misery… or I could stop winging and get on with living, sometimes it just feels like a long, Rip Van Winkle style sleep would be preferable!

So, what’s been happening I hear you ask?  Well, I’ve had a house guest.  Yana from Moscow came back to London to stay with Mr McPot.  When i heard this news I wasn’t sure who was crazier, her for returning or him for agreeing to let her stay with him for 2 weeks.  I mean come on… 2 weeks?!  In the end I think they managed 7 or 8 days, still quite impressive if you ask me.  Rather than leave her to the mercy of over-priced London hotels I offered her the use of my living room and the guest bed, the best £40 I ever spent it seems.

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On my morning to the tube station bus journey this morning I seemed to focus on a couple of the Nokia ads that have been appearing on billboards recently.  They may be featuring them in magazines and on TV but I wouldn’t know as I don’t do magazines, not even adult ones and who needs TV when you can illegally download all your shows especially the adult ones?

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This afternoon I was hit by a sudden realisation, it crept up on me while I was preparing a brunch-time snack of a grilled bacon, tomato and mayonnaise sandwich.  Only the bacon was grilled, not the tomato or the mayonnaise.  So, there I was grilling away, or rather the grill was grilling, I was merely giving the illusion that I was doing something productive and that, dear reader, is when I was aware of the realisation, just as it had smacked me over the head with a beaten up old transistor radio, when I was a child we used to call them trannies oh whatever happened to those days of innocence?!

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Well, in between eating, sleeping, working and doing nothing, I have been very busy doing as little as possible, it’s a dirty job but someone has to do it and that someone might as well be me!

In all honesty I can’t really recall anything majorly interesting that might have happened between the last entry and this one but that is not to say something of interest didn’t happen, it probably did, I just can’t remember.  It’s funny, I used to think my memory was bad due to alcohol or marijuana, now I realise it’s just bad, even when it’s in its au naturel state!

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Well, let me tell you ever since I discovered this new found ability to write a blog entry and then have it set to appear much later than the thought occurred…well, let’s just say it’s a bit like discovering masturbation all over again.  Here I am with the ability to induce levels of satisfaction within myself that I had previously only dreamt of.

Take now for instance.  It is now approximately 19.29 on Monday 6 October 2008.  That’s when I am penning these words but due to fangled new-age techno-babble you won’t get to read this until just after midnight on Wednesday 8 October 2008… How neat is that??

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